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Thoughts on PFT one-liners

Saturday morning one-liners

Posted by Josh Alper on January 8, 2011, 9:33 AM EST

Eli Manning, B.J. Raji

Brian Moorman has now punted more often than anyone else in Bills history.

Wanna know how I know your team sucks?

Former Dolphins RB Jim Kiick thinks coach Tony Sparano should have told the team to “stick it” when they flirted with Jim Harbaugh.

The guy took a team that went 1-15 to the playoffs two years in a row.  Its not his fault that his stupid GM drafted Chad Henne to replace Chad Pennington.  That’s like cleaning dirt with more dirt.

QB Joe Flacco wants the Ravens to be more aggressive on offense in the postseason.

How’s it feel to want?  That neanderthal might be more successful if he goes back to throwing rocks at dinosaurs.

Playoff time has been a very productive time for Steelers LB LaMarr Woodley.

Playoff MVP maybe?

Said Colts QB Peyton Manning of having running backs Joseph Addai and Dominic Rhodes, “That feels familiar. Everybody keeps talking about ‘a great job of bringing Dom back,’ and I can’t quite figure out why he left.”

Perhaps because you have the world’s second most arrogant GM?  He got unbelievably lucky replacing Marshall Faulk with Edge.  He then promptly got rid of Edge to replace him with… er, a series of middling RB’s like Addai, Rhodes and now Brown.  Peyton, you’d have so many rings if your boss respected the run game.

FB Tim Castille was in fourth grade the last time the Chiefs won a playoff game.

Against the Steelers, 92.  Bill Cowher’s second year.

With Jason Garrett installed as head coach, all eyes are now on who the Cowboys’ defensive coordinator will be next season.

I hire Dave Wanndstedt ASAP.

A Redskins report card finds them wanting at most offensive positions.

Those positions are:

QB, RB, FB, C, RG, LG, RT, LT, and WR.  They have a decent TE.

Bears WR Rashied Davis fights against the notion that he’s just a fringe NFL player.

Who?

The Lions won’t raise ticket prices for the 2011 season.

Yea generally you have to have success to do that.  And not like people in the D have a lot of extra money to toss around anyway.

Having a healthy QB Matt Ryan and RB Michael Turner meant the Falcons offense improved across the board in 2010.

In other news, you have to score points to win games.

The Seahawks running backs would like to keep the ball out of Drew Brees’s hands on Saturday afternoon.

Solid game plan, Pete.  I suppose you’d also like to score points?  Good luck doing either of those things.  I’m not sure if you’ve been paying attention but you did start Charlie Whitehurst last week.  If you’ve broken down film on the Saints you’ll see this little scheme called tarantula defense you may want to look out for.  Starting the Sphinx, er, Hasselbeck, with your horrible O-line and total lack of a run game… the Seachickens don’t have a prayer.  52-10.

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